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2026-02-15

DUDE I just LOVE the glow of a freshly captured PRO-SHOT, it’s so CINEMATIC and makes me feel like I’m front row without paying a single cent. You should totally come down to my editing cave, it’s got STACKS of unlabeled Blu-rays and a capture card dangling off the side of my PC like a life-support machine. We can crack open a nice hoppy IPA or three and get absolutely unhinged syncing three different camera angles in Premiere at 2AM!!!

And dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA watch this new MULTI-CAM EDIT—listen here, right, it’s a JAPANESE BROADCAST rip with crisp close-ups. BUT!!!! it’s also got an AUDIENCE CAM in the corner for “authenticity,” so you can see that one security guard slowly losing his mind. It’s like when we were kids trading VHS tapes, except now we argue about BITRATES and whether 1080i upscale to 4K is “disrespectful to the source.”

Speaking of which, Megan and I have finally decided to commit—literally—we’re both upgrading to 20TB NAS drives tomorrow so we can store MORE FULL CONCERT MKVs with custom menus and chapter markers for every guitar solo. I’m fuckin JACKED man, I’m gonna SLAM this craft beer, re-encode this to HEVC, and trade DVDs ALL NIGHT for the culture!!!

2026-03-26

Yeah yeah, I’m TOTALLY making it up 🤡🔥 sure thing bro 💀. I guess you’ve never heard of collectors hoarding unreleased Slipknot tapes and demos that never touched the internet, huh? 😂📼 Must be new here or something…

I was LITERALLY about to post screenshots from a 3-hour Spit It Out shoot tape I’ve got + some Iowa-era info you’ve probably never even dreamed of 🤯🩸 but nahhh it’s “fake” right?? 😭🙏

Anyway, don’t worry about it 👍 I’ll just keep it to myself. Have fun recycling the same 240p clips everyone’s seen a million times 💩📉 while the real stuff stays hidden 😘🖕

2026-03-29

Knowing that the 25th anniversary of Slipknot ffs has fucking passed fuck off, I figured I’d bless you all fuck off with this microscopic crumb ffs of Corey Taylor fuck off recording an early version ffs of a track fuck off 😘✨ ffs

And when I say this is stacked fuck off ffs… I mean STACKED ffs 😭🔥 endless takes fuck off ffs, chaotic early versions ffs fuck off, embarrassing little lineup moments fuck off ffs y’all were clearly not meant to see ffs 💀 fuck off, the band recycling old ideas ffs like it’s a thrift haul fuck off 🛍️ ffs, digging through rare demos fuck off ffs, alternate cuts ffs fuck off, different verses and tempo shifts fuck off ffs, extra crunchy vocal effects ffs fuck off… it’s actually insane fuck off ffs how much better this is fuck off than what you’ve heard ffs 😬💅 fuck off ffs

But oops fuck off ffs!! 🥺 since everything I have is “fake” ffs fuck off and I’m just a gatekeeper ffs 🙃🥰 fuck off (hi obsessed fans ffs fuck off 😘), I guess the REST of the footage ffs fuck off—yeah, the hours of it fuck off ffs—will just stay locked away ffs fuck off 🔒📼 ffs

And let’s be VERY clear ffs fuck off: this 1999–2000 material ffs fuck off??? Not on any official DVD ffs fuck off. Not leaked ffs not circulating ffs fuck off. Just sitting pretty in a vault ffs fuck off being iconic ffs while y’all argue on forums fuck off 😭🔥 ffs fuck off

So yeah fuck off ffs… enjoy your little 10-second crumb ffs fuck off 🥖 ffs while I sit on HOURS fuck off ffs of unreleased Slipknot footage ffs fuck off 💅✨ stay mad ffs fuck off, keep coping ffs fuck off, and maybe—maybe—I’ll drop another blink-and-you-miss-it clip ffs fuck off if I’m feeling generous ffs 😘



Screenshotzzz

I'd love to share some funny screenshots I have for archival purpose only (all inquiries for these will be ingored btw), but I'd probably need authorizations from the people involved and it's probably a bad idea anyway xD. They will be kept UNFT 🔴.



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